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Computers must be female.

Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Posted-On - 17th Apr 2008 Posted-By - Admin

The Unix philosophy basically involves

The Unix philosophy basically involves giving you just enough rope to hang yourself. And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure

Posted-On - 17th Apr 2008 Posted-By - Admin

Unix was not designed to stop

Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things.

Posted-On - 17th Apr 2008 Posted-By - Admin

The inside of a computer

The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad!

Posted-On - 17th Apr 2008 Posted-By - Admin

Man is the best computer

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

Posted-On - 17th Apr 2008 Posted-By - Admin

Macintosh - we might not get everything

Macintosh - we might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.

Posted-On - 17th Apr 2008 Posted-By - Admin
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