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If you were to open up a baby's

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

Posted-On - 18th Apr 2008 Posted-By - Admin

God's interest in the human

God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics

Posted-On - 18th Apr 2008 Posted-By - Admin

One of the most obvious

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.

Posted-On - 18th Apr 2008 Posted-By - Admin

When babies look beyond

When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they're seeing angels.

Posted-On - 18th Apr 2008 Posted-By - Admin

Babies are such a nice

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Posted-On - 18th Apr 2008 Posted-By - Admin

People who say they sleep

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

Posted-On - 18th Apr 2008 Posted-By - Admin
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