Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, m
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday
Teacher : What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear
Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name